Baesexual

When you are sexually attracted to bae and the sex of bae doesn't matter.

Are you Straight, Gay or Bi?
"I'm Baesexual, does that really matter?"

by @YoSkylerSeymour June 20, 2016

Bagelsexual

The sexuality of being aroused by, and/or romantically attracted to bagels*.

* Can be any sort of bread and grains, but mostly bagels.

"Jessica has a thing for bagels."

"She must be bagelsexual then."

by P3nis th3 Đ3stroyer May 18, 2014

Blazersexual

People who are attracted to the guy named BlazerMRX

"BlazerMRX is so hot, I have turned blazersexual"

by BlazerMRX September 21, 2020

Bikesexual

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.

Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.

by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009

Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.

"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"

by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009

Baesexual

When you only have the hots for meet me top streamer Baerab! When u get wet or hard only for Baerab

I wouldn’t date you considering I am baesexual and ONLY Baerab turns me on!

by ayetati May 4, 2021

basedsexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to based people.

What is your sexuality?

I am basedsexual.

What does that even mean? Are you attracted to bass guitars?

No, I am attracted to based people, and you are not being very based right now.

by XX_GamerGod69_Xx June 10, 2022