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Bakersfield Special

During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.

When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.
Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”

Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”
by TheBlackPearl March 27, 2022
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bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload
dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.
by truecraigles October 7, 2008
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bakedshire

Nickname for berkshire school, a preppy boarding school in Sheffield, Massachusetts known for its excessive amount of weed use. Not a single kid or teacher on campus isn’t high 24/7.
Chad: How soon after Tad started Bakedshire did he get corrupted?
Brad: The first day! Hes the dealer now
by Hudson Smithhhh April 14, 2019
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Bakers

Ex. 1

"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."

Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019

Ex. 2

Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?

Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!

Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!

Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!
by ZXY&ABC May 7, 2020
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baepsae

It means to be called a try-harder by someone who was born with everything.

A baepsae ( Is a Korean bird which has very short legs ) attempts to be like the stork ( Which has very long legs ) ,but only ruins itself while trying to imitate something/someone better.
"Although you're a baepsae," said the teacher, "I genuinely think you can make it."
by Stap-it.xx June 26, 2017
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bakersfield chalupa

similar to a cleveland steamer, except the person pooping has to have a lot of corn in their stool.
nick "the dirty dick" gave jen a bakersfield chalupa on her face. as she gasped for air, all jen could say was, "mmm...i love hot corn".
by t-bags mcgillan November 26, 2006
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Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.
After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.
by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004
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