Bakalar

To have horrible luck with technology, especially when concerning cell phones or xbox 360's. Comes form the host of Cnet's 404, who had nine phones in nine months because of malfunctions and broke 5 360's over the course of his life.

To break cell phones.

Should be followed by the proverbially N00B.

Guy 1:Aw man my phone is broken
Guy 2: Looks like you just pulled a Bakalar!!!! N00B

by Kobe das Efx 311 June 14, 2010

Bakalah

Someone who shows excellency and/or perfection in any subject matter.

Wow I can't believe Johnny got an A on that test.

Ya he's a real Bakalah.

by Gumpuh July 10, 2010

bacalao

spanish term for the taste of a females genitalia, literally means cod.

a bill clinton le gusta comer bacalao, ' i did not have sexual relations with that woman'

by jimmy destreatham August 25, 2003

Bakalaka

A greek big fella that loves to drink and spill coffee, enjoys facial hair and wants to be a paparazzo.

Likes to alfresco and stay up late watching letterman.

Also enjoys the Beatles and Whichwhat.

Where is bakalaka?

Getting a coffee.

by Thebigfellatso July 23, 2014

Bakalaseque

silly, one being mentally disabled for a brief moment

Girl #1" hey look a dead bird"
Girl #2 looks up in the air "where?"
Girl #1"..."
Girl #2"ohhhh"
Girl #1" ur such a Bakalaseque "

by azntunesroxmysox February 11, 2010

bakala

the Tagalog (Phillipines) language word for a male homosexual. It is not really urban.

Iam ascared of aBatman! I thinks he is agay, he is always wondering with the boy Robin! I think he is a bakala!

by bad monkey November 23, 2004

bakalar'd

Breaking a smart-phone without even trying.

1: Damn
2: What's wrong?
1: The speaker isn't working.
2: *laughs*, What!? How?
1: Let's see, I turn it on, and nothing! NO SOUND!
2: Seriously! Wow, how many is that now?
1: 9 dude.
2: Tell me again, what happened with the other 8.
1: Does it matter?
2: Dude, you just bakalar'd your phone!.

by bukenshoot June 15, 2010