baggins 

Also “the baggins”: a great or cool thing or person. The type of thing or person you’d want at your 111th birthday. A person who seems like they’d throw a great birthday party.

That dude is the baggins.
Bengal tigers are baggins.
That guy can throw a kick-ass birthday party. He’s the baggins.

baggins by Yam Ram September 21, 2019

Baggins 

A common surname in the Shire, and the surname of one of the main characters in Lord of the Rings. Frodo Baggins, and his faithful *gardener* ((ahem)) Samwise Gamgee.

Creepy Nazgul/Black Rider: Shiiiiiire.....Bagginssssss

Baggins by Becca March 2, 2005

baggins 

Derogatory/affectionate term for a female.

"Wi-nop-woo-hey-zip-paf-nrr-Baggins!"
"Oi, Baggins!"
"Fulla is a baggins"

baggins by Dave March 6, 2004

Baggins 

A dildo.

Dude, is that a baggins in your bathroom?

Baggins by Chodelicious August 25, 2009

Baggins' Syndrome 

When a person makes a huge accomplishment, but becomes depressed as their life will only coast from that point.

Buzz Aldrin suffered from Baggins' Syndrome after returning from Apollo 11 as he felt that he peaked.

Baggins' Syndrome by jimbojimbal September 30, 2019

Dildo Baggins 

Frodo's gay brother.

Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.

Dildo Baggins by Moppe April 11, 2009

Scroto baggins 

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".

I'm drunk. Scroto Baggins

Scroto baggins by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009