bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

Bag of Sand

When you are having sex with a girl but she does absolutely nothing during the session.

Yeah dude, I fucked Briony, she was a bag of sand though.

by Rjsj93 November 15, 2016

Sand Bag

When, with the purposeful intent of leaving heirs in foreign countries; a man misleads a native lass to sex on the beach, near-climax, he rips of the condom, ejaculates while simultaneously heaving sand in her eyes and disappearing into the night.
leave country immediately.

yeap, ive got me nigh on, 30, 40 children by my sand bagged brides

by hoesnotshmoes October 20, 2010

bag of sand

It's just a bag of sand.

Hi erik nice bag of sand you got there

by sub psycho March 31, 2019

sand bag

An adjective used to describe how a woman's breast feels to an inexperienced man.

One might say, "You know how Janessa's breasts feels like.. like a sand bag?"

by Clickclick January 3, 2006

sand-bag

An adjective to describe how a woman's breast feels to an inexperianced man.

"You know how Janessa's breasts feels like.. like a sand-bag?"

by Jalogo January 2, 2006

Sand Bag

The action in which the testes are dropped/slapped onto the forehead of the partner, unexpectedly.

I was asleep and my boyfriend sand bagged me and woke me up!!

by Slutty Nurse April 28, 2011