the queen of folk and defining voice of the sixties. a strident nonviolent activist and one of the most beautiful women in history, inside and out! helped bob dylan, who was unknown, reach a wider audience and he later dumped her in 1965 because he mistakenly thought he could do better!
by lagarto April 28, 2006

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.
Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!
by jordan March 17, 2004

An amazing woman who has made many achivements in the world of music and politics. She has the most beautiful voice in all of recorded music, and possibly the world. She dated Bob Dylan for a brief period in time, but let's face it people, they're not getting back together anytime soon. Who cares, Joan doesn't need him anyways!
1. "Hey everyone, I'm going to see Joan Baez in concert!"
"Oh my gosh, she rules. Can I come too? Pleeeeease?"
Joan Baez is nothing but sweet, kind, and pleasant to her fans.
"Oh my gosh, she rules. Can I come too? Pleeeeease?"
Joan Baez is nothing but sweet, kind, and pleasant to her fans.
by That Other Girl September 04, 2008

by Cool ass dude November 28, 2013

An insufferable douche-nozzle, formerly of the Chicago cubs, now on the new York Mets of the MLB.
Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.
Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.
by Ihatejavierbaez August 07, 2021

A Kick ass lawyer who defended Casey Anthony after she was accused of allegedly killed her daughter. Hes well known for being a awesome ass defense lawyer because he had the balls to defend her, and take on a crappy prosecution while poking a hole in every theory they presented. FUCKING SUPERMAN!
Jim: you know that attorney who defended Casey Anthony?
Bob:Yea!, Damn Jose Baez is so Fucking amazing, if i ever kill anyone im calling him at the scene!
Bob:Yea!, Damn Jose Baez is so Fucking amazing, if i ever kill anyone im calling him at the scene!
by **rainboww** July 07, 2011

Ancient Egiptian, Maya, Aztec, Inca and Catolhic goddes of bread and power. More powerful than Thanos and Galactus fusioned. Can erase all the rulers with the snap of his fingers. He killed the dog of John Wick
The Baez is very horny.
by MartinFire May 22, 2018
