Balthuse

The sweetest possible nickname ever. If you are ever fortunate enough to have the name Balthuse bestowed upon you, then you truly are a lucky individual. Embrace it and try and live up to it.

Have you met Balthuse yet? He is the shit!

by aGiver September 15, 2010

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Baetoria

a girl who thinks she's mature but really she's literally a 5-year old who has a secret candy stash in her closet; a girl who whines if the slightest noise wakes her up in the morning even if it's two hours past when she should be awake; a girl who constantly messes up song lyrics, e.g. oh na na horseplay; a girl who wears her blanket around the house like a superhero cape; a girl who is either seen eating or sleeping for 86.9% of the day; a girl who got punched in the face by her snot-faced younger sister; a girl who has enough clothes to never repeat an outfit for a year; a girl who mistakenly called a pinecone a porcupine; a girl who won't stop picking at her gd scabs like fr stop; a girl who won't stop scratching her head when she's frustrated like fr stop; a girl who suffers from chronic RBF; a girl who always bothers her younger sister to play with her even though her younger sister is doing homework or studying like tyvm for that; a girl who is pettier than she looks; a girl who is kinder than she looks; a girl who dgaf about what other people think cause she is kind, she is smart, and she is important; a girl with stoner hair that she pulls off; a freakishly amazing sister who is always looking out for her dumb af younger sister with so much love and honesty even though her sister never listens; a girl who listens to every worry, rant, sobfest that her younger sister brings to her; a girl who is the the best older sister I could ever ask for ❤

Even though I can be annoying af (but so can you), and I'm sure listening to me was not easy, but, seriously, thank you for always being a sister and friend I can rely on. You've helped me make it through some of the darkest times, and I'm constantly inspired in your growing faith. I really don't know what I would've done without you these past two years. Again, sounds cliche, but it's the truth, and I can't stress it enough. Happy 20th Victoria. I love you so much, you old fart.

Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.

Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.

by aloeveralu08 May 2, 2017

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baehead

Baehead is your little baby. Can be a male or female.

Synonyms - Bae, babe, baby

Girl - "What you got my named saved under in your phone daddy?"

Boy - "Baehead baby."
Girl - "Aww, I love you zaddy."

by Dont.fuckin.worry. December 19, 2017

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Balthasar

1) Intelectual and awesome

2) Protected by the god Ba'al

3) May refer to one of the three holy kings

4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself

To pull a Balthasar: To do something awesome and get away with it because of your intelect.

by Awesomearnie February 4, 2010

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