baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

Balconied

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.

IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.

by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006

Turkey-Baconed

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".

This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".

by John Q Law January 23, 2009

baconise

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.

Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised

by Koff September 16, 2011

baconize

(v.) To add bacon to anything, such as a Snickers, therefore making it delicious.

Sure, this is good pie, but lets BACONIZE it!

by bexposito November 19, 2005

baconed

Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.

Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"

by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009

baconizing

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

by Some guy March 8, 2004