hungarian backrub

during the act of double penetration, the testicles of the male participants rub together in a back and forth motion.
we should change the angle everybody, this hungarian backrub isn't working for me.
by hungarian backrub maestro July 24, 2011
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Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back
My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub
by TheMadKnitters October 17, 2015
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alabama backrub

If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet
Jimmy was being so rude when playing croquet that I decided to give him an Alabama Backrub alabama backrub rub back america
by the123456 May 26, 2014
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Mojave backrub

the act of vomiting on the person sitting in the car seat in front of you; most commonly done while hungover, on the drive out of Las Vegas thru the Mojave Desert
"Can we slow down on these hills? I don't want to give anybody a Mojave backrub."
by Sunshine Baldwin June 17, 2013
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Biden Backrub

The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"

Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
by Michigan Floater May 16, 2024
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