Noun.
The Backhoe is the best piece of equipment to use to dig a big hole. Therefore, Backhoe is what you call someone who gets so caught up in a web of their own lies that he is just digging his own grave. Usually this slander is used most effectively by the party being lied to, when he/she catches the 'Backhoe' lying to his/her face.
The Backhoe is the best piece of equipment to use to dig a big hole. Therefore, Backhoe is what you call someone who gets so caught up in a web of their own lies that he is just digging his own grave. Usually this slander is used most effectively by the party being lied to, when he/she catches the 'Backhoe' lying to his/her face.
Chris: "Dude I just lifted 200lbs right over my head at the gym the other day!"
John: "STFU you Backhoe! When have you ever been to a gym?!"
Chris: "It's true!...I have been"
John: "Ya.. Ok, sure thing Backhoe!"
John: "STFU you Backhoe! When have you ever been to a gym?!"
Chris: "It's true!...I have been"
John: "Ya.. Ok, sure thing Backhoe!"
by GCSRT8 September 02, 2011
Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.
by Freebird September 17, 2003
guy 1: Hey, what happened to Joe's Bar?
guy 2: Went out of business.. the manager was caught with a backhoe in his Lexus.
guy 1: hosnap.
guy 2: Went out of business.. the manager was caught with a backhoe in his Lexus.
guy 1: hosnap.
by XX4 March 07, 2007
by bus54 January 30, 2015
Frustrated by his failure to pick up a woman that evening, and having spent all but two dollars at the bar, Frank decided to comb the back alleys for the rough tugging and tooth-plagued services of a backho. After five minutes of searching he came upon one with rough hands and a cold sore; Frank figured even this was better than nothing.
by Al Littletomatoes March 02, 2010
A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.
by Scoopalone May 20, 2013