messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006

backbender

nickname for Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender

"He may not be a waterbender, but he sure is a backbender"

by zukkababie September 7, 2020

backreading

Scrolling up (or scrolling down, depending on the chat app) through a group chat reading every. single. message.

"Dude, why were you online in the group chat but didn't say anything?"
"Sorry, I was backreading about 1000 messages."
"Dude, you have no life."

by j‌k August 25, 2016

Lana Backwards

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.

Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018

cardigan backyardigan

The real full name of the rapper "Cardi B". She has made such classics like Bodak Yellow.

Guy 1: "Hey guys have you heard the new cardigan backyardigan song yet?"
Guy 2: "Sadly, i haven't, but i bet its awesome!

by Gravixx September 3, 2018

Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.

Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

by Cocksuckergoblin July 2, 2020

Backwards dragon

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.

My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.

by Heather Timm February 10, 2021