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backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.
Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!
by helix2go November 14, 2023
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back ass road

A road that is not simply a back road, but one that is so deep into the middle of nowhere that it deserves the word "ass" in between.
"Where you at?" "I dunno, some back ass road I can't believe I have service."
by I'll be damned June 21, 2009
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backasswards

adj.

Very nonsensical... to the point of confusion.

So completely and utterly the opposite of what should be that trying to think or explain it creates a mental paradox.
His explanation of "why we are winning the war on drugs" was so backasswards that I completely blacked out.

The legal system is very structured, but in the wrong way. It is so structured that it actually hurts the very person it should try to help: the litte guy. That is backasswards.
by adumb June 11, 2006
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backas

When a male wants to have sexual intercourse with a women doggy-style. Usually if the women has a large or fat butt.
That girls ass is sexy! I want to put her in the backas!
by daroscade November 25, 2009
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Backsasquatch

A Sasquatch that is always giving you crap about everything you do.
Man: "I'm gonna order some ravioli."

Backsasquatch: "Ooh, suure! Don't bother asking me if I wanted ravioli!"
by TimothyClover August 28, 2010
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backarse

The most remote and isolated part of any given area. In case of urban areas it is the most derelict and poverty stricken part. Every city, country and area has its own backarse since the term is relative to the more affluent and densely populated places.

In extremely remote places the term 'backarse of nowhere' may be used. This is a more severe version of 'middle of nowhere'. If you can get a mobile phone signal in a very remote area it is the middle of nowhere. In the backarse of nowhere, only satellite phones work.

There is nothing wrong with being, or even living in the backarse of nowhere. However some urbanites and preps may be scared and feel insecure in such places.
I spent my days living in the Backarse of nowhere. Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be.
by Dankoozy October 22, 2008
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pre crack back ass fat

The extra skin that shows above the pant line when a female wears pants that are too tight.
Eww, look at that chick, She has pre crack back ass fat.
by SlickSista August 5, 2006
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