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Babysitter Syndrome

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”
by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007
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Babysitter

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.
What a babysitter
by the gb June 9, 2011
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babysitters club

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.
Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
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batshittery

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males
Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand
by estebanthegman April 8, 2011
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baby shitter

The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world
Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter
by 9o47 January 2, 2008
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babysitter worthy

Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.

This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.
He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.

Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.
by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020
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babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.
"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."
by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006
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