Baby Momma

Some one who takes the money that she is supposed to use to take care of the kid and spends on a rental car for the summer, buys hair, gets nails done and pretends to be a baller with her child support to impress all her friends who all thinks she is a loser for losing such a good man. Normally attempting to make some poor man life hell because she was to sorry to keep him.

"uppity baby momma"

by Pissed of baby daddy June 15, 2009

Baby Momma

The mother of your children out of wedlock.

She ma baby mama.
I love ma baby momma.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.

My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Baby Momma

The Secret Service code name for Michelle Obama.

"Baby Momma in da house dawg, we out" is radio shortspeak for "Michelle is out of the helicopter and inside the White House, over and out.

by Mackerel Daddy March 4, 2010

baby momma

a bitch that you get knocked up on accident but now you gotta deal with because she got your baby

Mark just found out that he got his ex knocked up in 7th grade and now hes a junior in high school and now he got two kids that he just learned about and a bitch for a baby momma

by LilAlexis April 14, 2006

baby momma

mother of one's child

by JO January 25, 2003

Baby Momma

1.) A woman who has children

2.) A woman who has babies and no daddy around for the babies

1.) Angelina Jolie is a hot baby momma.

2.) Octomom is a dumb ass baby momma.

by blackchina September 3, 2009