water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

Bamooting

Verb/adj: feeling you get when you are dying of laughter or the feeling of being shook

"Hey! Have you seen this comedy? Im bamooting at it"

by Lmaoayyyalien May 13, 2017

Booning Out

reffers to someone who is completely and utterly unable to hang in social situation. sometimes segregating themselves entirely before events just to try and save face.

to bow out of an otherwise social activity (shots, thc smokage, beer can shotgunning..)

to agree to something until date (or time) of promise only to have change of heart and suddenly neglect responsabilities.

examples..
friend 1: where is Andrew at? i thought we were all taking shots
friend 2: pfft, that guy.. he's booning out

can also be used as an adverb

friend 1: i thought Moe was comming to the show tonight?
friend 2: what can i say? dude booned out

by big ole' handsome winnie July 28, 2012

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Babooinous

When someone is behaving in a deplorable and repugnant fashion akin to that of a baboon

Giorgio was behaving babooinously when he decided to fling shit at his friends from the treetops

by ErGrigio May 15, 2019

baboinga

boobies that are so big, they bounce when you walk

look at those baboingas!

by fluffychickensniffer June 27, 2005

Baboonin

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club

"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"

by SlowBlows September 7, 2014