Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007

bambaffled

Bamboozled cranked up to 15. Taken aback, confused, or not knowing something to the extent of being blindsided by it.

Jake was talking to me earlier and everything he said had me bambaffled.

by Iwasboredatworksoiwrotethis November 14, 2022

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

bafafled

A state of awkward confusion.

The croud of people were bafafled when the naked woman jumped in the middle of their group.

by zach e s October 13, 2008

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014