blasted

Obliterated. So drugged up and drunk that you don't know anything anymore. Except that you're having one hell of a good time. Easily accomplished when you get high and drink then snort cocaine, then drink again.

Say, my good sir, do you want to get blasted tonight?

by Fecalator May 27, 2004

Blasted

Blazed + Wasted ( High + Drunk )

I was so blasted last night.

by KingLime August 21, 2008

Blasted

To have/get a tatoo

Im about to get blasted when i turn 17

by NERD 80's beastin October 16, 2008

blasted

Very very crunk. Drunk or high, or anything in between.

I'm so fuckin' blasted.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008

blasted

To verbally or physically assault someone.

"I blasted her for leaving my window open when it was raining."

"Did you see that punch!?" "Yeah, that guy got blasted!"

by Formz May 29, 2008

Blasted

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.

It's impossible to get oil from a blasted whale.

by WGN November 2, 2011

blasted

The best non-curse word.

MR BURNS: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word "virgin"!?

by negrosahn May 1, 2015