Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."

by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010

Awkward Funny Kid

Jacob Dennis

"He's so awkward but so funny; he's an awkward funny kid! Bless him!"

by savage0.2 August 7, 2016

awkward

When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..

When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*

When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"

by donottouchthat February 4, 2013

Awkward Random

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.

"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020

Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

Awkward Pancake

The act of miming cooking a pancake in a frying pan with a nonchalant expression, then flipping the imaginary pancake into the air and watching it rise indefinitely.

There was an awkward moment last night, so my room-mate made an awkward pancake.

by 434455 October 6, 2012

Awkward Knees

One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.

Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.

Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)

Head, shoulders, awkward knees and toes, awkward knees and toes.

by AttackFox March 8, 2011