The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.
Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."
Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"
Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"
by JDMGio April 23, 2010
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a situation in which something is so significant in greatness, that only the use of the words "awesome" and "fantastic" (combined with "ful") can be enough to describe the magnitude of its grandeur
Steven: Hey Jared. Did you go to that concert last night?
Jared: Yeah man. It was uber special awesomefultastic.
Jared: Yeah man. It was uber special awesomefultastic.
by Teh DDR-nator April 26, 2008
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The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...
be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.
talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.
make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.
look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.
think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.
be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.
forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.
wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.
give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.
be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...
be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.
talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.
make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.
look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.
think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.
be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.
forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.
wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.
give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.
be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
by 3dMosquito August 11, 2012
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Yes, the flames you painted all over your scraper bike are incredible, but the penis I shaved in my chest hair is totally awesome. There's only one way to settle this, lets have an awesomeoff!
by H. Bobs February 20, 2009
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by kkendigkkd April 21, 2008
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this word should NOT be given out lighlty as is soon to be the biggest compliment out there :D
this word should NOT be given out lighlty as is soon to be the biggest compliment out there :D
by JPC24/7 July 20, 2009
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