Farrah Abraham

Thanks to MTV giving her fame on Teen Mom, this slut is hungry for attention and tries to get a fame-worthy career but is obviously failing. She has a sex tape and claims the guy in it is her boyfriend but that's a total lie because he's a famous porn star and he already debunked the myth. But she'll never give up –she'll always have a trashy pointless way of getting attention. She made a music video bashing her haters in a grossly autotuned song. Other singers do that too but you should know there's a problem when that's the FIRST music video she has.

Person I: Look at Farrah Abraham trying to get attention.

Person II: Oh no, what now?

Person I: I'm talking about the crappy music video. She has no talent but she's getting all these views…

Person II: Meh, no matter how many views she gets, it'll never compare to the number of sex partners she's had.

by pigeonVSstatue September 22, 2015

Abraham

He is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's smarter than any other guy you've ever met and he always influences you in the best ways. His looks will melt your heart because he is just so damn handsome. If he was ever compared to another guy... Well that's just it. He can't be compared to others. His muscles are larger than the ocean floor and his smile will charm your mind. If he ever talked to you, then you're one lucky girl because that's means you'll get the special treatment. He's every girls dream man and he's a one in a million.

handsome
Damn is that Abraham over there? He is so fucking good looking!

by RoseBudd November 27, 2013

Abraham's Trifecta

Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.

Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...

by elliot77 December 4, 2015

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012

Arun Abraham

You know who he is. He is one of the most lovable people you'll meet in your life. Caring, compassionate and most of all has a heart of iron. He is the biggest flirt ever, he has ripped abs and big biceps. He also slays his enemies with his big 30 inch horse cock!

an Arun Abraham just fucked my mother and my father was watching taking photos

by cocksucker (I like toast) May 6, 2019