Gorilla Autopsy

Descriptive term for an ugly, hairy vagina that resembles the sight of a mutilated primate.

Dude, I went down on the bird last night... but Jesus what she's got between her legs looked like a gorilla autopsy.

by adam404 July 9, 2010

Autoprivate

When a private in the Army gets so tired he just shuts down mentally and just follows orders without thinking. Also leads to NCOs noticing and fucking with private and he won't even realize he's being fucked with.

NCO: Private go ask the Specialist if he got the TR double E's that I told him to get for me.

Autoprivate: Yes Sergeant!

Specialist: Tell the Sergeant I put them by the ST 1s.

Autoprivate doesn't realize they had him looking for trees and stones.

by HuxleySniper November 30, 2009

the monroe autopsy

sweet ass metal band.

"damn, the monroe autopsy is fucking heavy as fuck.

by scott w. October 7, 2003

Autopsy

Examination of a cadaver to determine or confirm the cause of death.

1. To perform an autopsy.
2. The autopsy revealed that the individual had drowned.

by blammord April 19, 2006

Amanda Autopsy

Myspace celebrity. Unlike other Myspace celebrities, she actually has a life. Known for her unphotoshopped pictures, sick make up, brutally honest blogs, random bulletins and shaving off her eyebrows. Likes things such as the Beatles, MAC Cosmetics, cute girls, taking showers, vegetarianism, cute guys, her sister, and Jesus. She is better than you, and that's a fact.

"Yo that Amanda Autopsy is a cool chick. I hope she replies to my comment."

by g f b April 15, 2008

Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,

Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth

by A fucking loli June 10, 2022

alix autopsy

A crazy demonic Betch from myspace.

Dude, sean said he loves him some alix autopsy!

by dont ask January 14, 2008