Autofat

(Verb) The act of eating pizza which causes said person to become fat immediately.

Koroto ate too much pizza and became autofat.

by SeinaAion July 7, 2010

Autofail

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".

I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".

by VXS II September 19, 2012

autocapped

The spontaneous need to punch someone you despise in the face, giving them 2 black eyes.

I ran into that ChickenFucker and autocapped his ass. That'll teach him to keep me waiting for 23 minutes.

by Shartslang September 12, 2013

Autofaggot

Autofaggot is an item automated in faggot terms(usually people but other items are welcome as well), usually programmed in C#. These items have the tendency the refrain from defining themselves with binary genders (most common: Male, Female, Attack Helicopter, Non Silenced Assault Rifle or Non Genitaled Hoe) and refer to themselves as other genders (such as: non coloured spoon, tree, pizza without cheese, thermostat or other). This process is automated otherwise the person needs to be a faggot manually which is very time consuming. Fuck biology honestly if you want to be a non binary nuclear Bluetooth speaker go ahead i really don't care. Autofaggots are separated in 2 categories, Professional and Hobbyist. A Professional Autofaggot makes money in ways of faggot I can only imagine are gay. Hobbyist Autofaggots usually make little to no money as they may have a carrer as a makeup artist or president or something.

Teacher: How about you Billy, what does your father do for a living?
Billy: My father is a Professional Autofaggot, and I want to be just like him when I grow up

by ShitsJustAJoke December 3, 2020

autorap

A horrible auto tune app that records your voice and turns it into a rap song. It is used by black people who have diabetes

Guy 1: I heard Tyrone making an autorap the other day.
Guy 2: How big is Tyrone again?

by I can smell you January 4, 2017

autofalacio

the act of sucking ones own dick

I'm going to go autofalacio.
I'm really good at autofalacio.

by autofalacio April 29, 2014

autoappendectomy

The act of removing ones own appendix.

When contemplating autoappendectomy, be sure you have all the necessary materials - scalpel, forceps, sutures, sterile surgical environment - and a very stout constitution.

by skepsci December 9, 2008