Autodoofen

Dr. Doofenshmirtz when he finally ends himself without an inator.

Perry the platypus came barging in and found Dr. Doofenshmirtz on the ground, he had done an autodoofen, leaving Perry the platypus to masturbate alone.

by The Professor of sadness February 16, 2021

Autodome

Road head; a blowjob performed in a car.

She wouldn't stay over, but she gave me some mad autodome when I drove her home.

by J-Bone Killah May 5, 2006

autodooraphobia

The fear that an automatic door wont open when you approach it, leaving you embarrassed.

when going into a place like walmart or a grocery store, i always think "damn if this door doesnt open ill look stupid, and possibly walk into the door causing mass humiliation." This is called autodooraphobia.

by donnie76 August 7, 2011

autodomer

the act of being able to domer yourself; i.e. give yourself a blowjob

note: you must be flexible

that domer can give himself a domer, so he never leaves the house

by domer October 14, 2004

Autodog

When someone is so superior to another that they don't even have to compete to beat them.

Cliff is a much better runner than Rubenstein. They don't even have to race, and Cliff still wins. That's an autodog.

by autodogger February 10, 2017

autodog

Submarine talk for 'hotdog'

Navy on Submarine: "I'm going to the cafeteria to get some autodog."

by Babydoodles December 1, 2010

autodooraphobia

the fear that an automatic door doesnt open when you approach it, leaving you humiliated.

Man i hope this door opens when i get to it so i dont get humiliated, i guess i have autodooraphobia.

by donnie76 November 13, 2011