augered

To crash your mtb so hard that you remove a considerable size soil sample, usually with your face.

Dude I hit a root wrong, endoed and augered into the berm. Now I have bacon on my chin!

by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009

Steve Augeri

Lead singer for the American rock group Journey.
Voice of pure gold with a heart to match.
Sweet, caring, kind, charming, loves his fans.
Has a beautiful wife named Lydia who is just as, if not more, wonderful than he is.
Former lead singer for Tall Stories & Tyketto.

"If you want to hear the voice of an angel, you got to listen to Steve Augeri."

by Suzanne Triano November 5, 2005

Awesome Auger

A very-useful, or on the other hand, a perhaps worthless gardening tool attached to a drill, as marketed by Billy Mays for $19.95 + $8.95 S&P. Also if called "IMMEDIATELY" included would be bonus drill, of questionable quality; a weed auger; and a "power extender" free of charge (but an extra, and unheard-of some might say, S&P price was added if one wanted the "free" drill.)

Agniss: How did you get your flower bed so nice and clean?

Guppy: AWESOME AUGERRRRR.

by skotchtape July 12, 2009

auger in

verb; To crash (a plane) into the ground.

Named for the large crater an aircraft makes in the ground when it crashes at high speed.

Did ya hear about Ed? The poor guy augered in...

by eyeheartboobs May 15, 2004

Auger

A steady stance male located at the rear of a woman on all fours pile driving his arm into her vagina in a twisting motion.

Thumb can be used for extra support. ( It is recommended that the thumb be inserted in the butt hole in a hook like fashion. )

J " I had her on all fours and I was behind her fingering her "

K " So you were fingering her doggy style? Who does that "

J " No No No...."

M " So you were augering that girl?"

by Mcnasty doo doo blasty February 22, 2010

Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.

Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires

by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011

Augering

The act of drilling the cornchute of a ready and willing male or female sexual partner.

Steven: How as your date last night with Rachel Bro!!!!
David: It was hot yo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014