Friday Night Class Attendee

A group of elite athletes with superior work ethic and genetics than the common folk. Usually found training hard when their peers are 'lacking. It is said that these people are only half human, and possess extreme athletic and intellectual abilities, which are ordinarily reserved for the gods.

"Wow, Dani absolutely demolished that competition on the weekend."
"Yea, I've heard she is a Friday Night Class Attendee"

by Theancientone42069 March 23, 2023

Attendeficitis

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.

My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.

by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011

click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.

"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"

by ChippieBW November 28, 2016

Daycare attendent

A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon

Guh officer I don't think you understand officer. I need that Daycare Attendent to pound me ugghh oh yeaahhh uhhhhhhhh please yeahh mmmm

by anonymous March 28, 2024