attempted murder

When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.

"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."

by Joint Roller 04’ July 10, 2018

attempted cornbread

when a Brandon anderson Gets Jetted up and pretends not to know something its called attempted cornbread.

What is attempted cornbread brandon? wobble wobble i dont know!

by TwistedMugzru September 9, 2010

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

Attempted murder

Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

attempted mordor

Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.

Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"

by QuacksO June 21, 2023

Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

attemptitration

Attempted penetration. Either a baby chode going a half inch in or a girl who thinks she can down some dick telling the guy she’s not ready after he’s already an inch or two in.

raquel couldn’t handle thomas’s big one... he ended the night by taking an L with an attemptitration

by Dankielle April 20, 2018