astronaut 

A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"

Me: Last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
You: Oh? how was that?
Me: It was terrific, i was wearing a space helmet.

astronaut by Tune It October 25, 2007

ASTRONAUT 

Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!

"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."

"Was that in October?"

"September-October."

ASTRONAUT by Ass Pennies April 3, 2008

Astronaut 

When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.

Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!

Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.

Astronaut by NonsenseNinja November 21, 2015

astronaut 

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"

God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.

astronaut by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

Astronaut 

An adjective for some thing fake or stupid like the moon landing

Man that girl is astronaut. She is so shallow to everyone

Astronaut by Astronaut123 March 3, 2021

astronaut 

a word used to describe a man's testicals

man those astronauts are outa this world!

astronaut by OXCorgiXO September 27, 2006

Astronaut 

A man or woman who enters a vehicle known as a spaceship or aircraft to fly all the way to space

Kid: I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!

Astronaut by Cowlookingass5262 August 16, 2021