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astrolopithicus

An early form of monkey found in eastern Africa 4 million years ago
Wow thats a skeleton of an astrolopithicus
by OANTHROPOS March 28, 2017
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portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.
"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
by udcollege March 30, 2021
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Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
by clapped nigga February 25, 2021
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astronominalogical

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.
Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.
by nadja m February 28, 2020
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Astronomy Domine

"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.
Astronomy Domine reduced her to hysterical giggling.
by RGar May 13, 2008
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Astrology

Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
by Esrioas July 22, 2018
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Astrology Girl

Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.

They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST RAN OVER A FAMILY
Astrology Girl: Did I? I’m such an Aquarius
by Icy96 November 20, 2022
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