Assward

Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

by bretfort October 3, 2008

Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

Asswater

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.

by Moth May 17, 2004

Assfarticals

The particals that release from your ass when u fart. Fart

Dang who's assfarticals are in my nose right now. Booty

by Biggs June 3, 2016

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

Assfart Jenkins

Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.

Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019