asstract

The extract of one's ass. Created from the word "extract" and "ass" if you didn't notice.

Dude, I was fucking this chick in the ass and some asstract came out.

by Incudal October 13, 2005

Asstration

The act of clenching your sphincter so tight during anal intercourse that your partner's penis is removed.

A play on words of ass and castration.

"Dude, did you hear that Joey's in the hospital?"

"Yeah, that bitch Becky gave him an Asstration!"

by TheFourthReich November 5, 2015

Astrantia

Hottie, hottie, hottie!

mmmmmm Astrantia //drool\\

by JimUSA03 August 21, 2003

asstrate

To 'castrate'but on the ass. Based on the word castrate; which means to cut off the penis.

I asstrated Dick yesterday because he raped me.

by Pawn of Sex May 27, 2016

ass tyrant

What you would call your boss whom you hate at your job.

pretty self explanatory

by Anonymous February 23, 2004

Asstrand

To leave only 2 or 3 sheets of toilet paper on the role, so that the next person who sits down and starts to poop only to find that there is not enough TP to take care of business. This leaves the person and his/her ass stranded trying to figure out how to get to the hall closet for more TP with a nasty butt. We all know somebody that asstrands constantly.

My dear wife asstranded me again this morning. Since no one was home I had to walk my stinky butt out to the closet with my britches down around my ankles.
The worst asstranding I have ever been through, was at my new girlfriend's parents house. I was asstranded for more than 5 minutes trying to find something to wipe my butt with. Pretty embarrassing!

Asstrand, Asstrands, Asstranded, Asstrander, Asstranding.

by Plow horse January 3, 2020

asstract

adj. like abstract, only not.

I think maybe these paintings are supposed to be like, abstract art-like or something.

No it's asstract, see? it was made by an asstist.
maybe even an assmaster!

oh. it look very asstractive.

by inyourface-interface April 9, 2009