assbitch

The being of an ass and a bitch at the same time.

Stop being an assbitch!

by amandamanderz August 19, 2009

Asshitchery

1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch

My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RSVP. Wanna come to the asshitchery with me? Free cake...

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Austrich

A large, rare, flightless bird that originates from a land west of Hungary and north of Slovakia.

Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.

One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.

The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.

Austrich meat, while gamey in taste, seems to be popular with South Americans working in the domestic service industry.

by theletterB August 4, 2011

assbitch

a whore who prefers to have anal sex rather than vaginal sex.

"lets go fuck the assbitch!"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

asscrotch

The area just above your asscheeks. Also considered plumber's crack and where girl's thongs are exposed (whaletail).

"I ran so much that my asscrotch was wet with sweat"

by ray hidalgo February 1, 2006

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020

ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT

a great thing to say to ur mom, ur dad, ur grandoarents, ur siblings, ur cousins, ur teachers, ur students, ur principal, ur vice principal, and ur strangers

Colin Xu: ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Please reply!
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by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022