Attracted

Two objects, or persons being drawn to the other based on a variety of physical, emotional and mental connection.

Genesis was attracted to William from the first day she met him. To Genesis, William fit the perfect example of the "perfect man."

by Rebekah August 28, 2003

Minor Attracted Person (MAP)

A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.

Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"

Timmy was publicly executed moments later.

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

asstraction

A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.

"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."

by Jon Mathews December 20, 2007

Minor Attracted Person

Otherwise known as a pedophile, but a nicer way of saying it, it's been made so clean of any filth actually associated with the term that a good handful of Tumblr users are actually not disgusted by them, just because the term sounds so much nicer like this.

"New headcanon: D.Va, Lucio, and McCree are all MAPs." MAP being short for Minor Attracted Person.

by Your friendly old Spetznaz vet October 27, 2017

abstracted fiji

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

by em mc May 4, 2009

Minor Attracted Person

Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community

Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.

by iCruncher February 20, 2022

Trans attracted

A trans attracted person is a person who prefers lovers who are transgender.

I'm a trans attracted man because transgender women are such beautiful, fun and feminine beings.

by artistwilliamloyd November 6, 2016