assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

by maxzilla October 28, 2003

english assload

Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".

"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."

by ZorbaTHut November 3, 2003

assload

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

by darkrebel08 July 14, 2009

asstoids

The particles of s#*t that fly through the air as you pass gas.

git away from me, i dont want to smell your asstoids. But i love you mama! They arent that bad!

by Isabella Cupcake Angel Kisses Nu Nu bell Princess Platypus May 13, 2008

assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

by fainting goat September 24, 2010

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004