Ashton Irwin

sunshine

"Ashton Irwin is physical sunshine."

by not a word connoisseur August 22, 2014

Ashton Irwin

Attractive drummer for 5 Seconds of Summer

OMG Ashton Irwin is walking sex!!!!

by hemmingsgirl96 February 1, 2015

arstotzka

GREATEST COUNTRY

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

by United Fed February 5, 2017

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is the sex god of drumming. He is Austrailian. His smile makes you stop breathing. He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex.

Random: Have you heard of 5 Seconds of Summer?

Fan: Yeah, their drummer Ashton Irwin is walking sex

by 5SecondsOfMashton May 31, 2013

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is a sexy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 Seconds Of Summer. He always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its Ashton. He also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. He has sexy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.

"Do you know Ashton Irwin?"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"

by Ashtons Wife June 16, 2013

Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

assbone

the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.

i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone

by the real luba May 20, 2008