bona fide ass prick

A person that is a complete self absorbed asshole and is concerned only about himself or herself

The in considerate driver was a bona fide ass prick.

by Mike isn't November 23, 2017

Asspick

What a toothpick does for the teeth an asspick does for the ass. In case if you didn't get it, an asspick is a penis.

Slut 1: Uhh, I just got asspicked
Slut 2: Well I guess you ate rough things today...

by Sevhakop May 1, 2008

asscricket

Someone who is quiet and not noticed, but always around. They are not wanted and no one knows who they are. They are irritating like a cricket because they don't talk and you can't get rid of them

And its so ridiculous because these asscrickets are used to replace awesome people who happen to have the same name, but it doesn't work and the person who tried to replace someone with the asscricket is a faggot.

P: "Who is that?"
F: "I dunno... I don't even know who she came with."
P: "She's always over, I don't know her. I don't want her in my house. You can't come to MY house and not talk to ANYONE and still be allowed to be here..."
A: "You guy's talking about that asscricket? That's Jacey."

by #2 Snatchley Mc Flashley December 15, 2008

asspicker

Person who picks their ass or someone elses.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

asscricket

Someone who is always around and no one knows why because no one knows them. This someone doesn't talk ever. This person is a nuisance, like a cricket, because they will not go away.

P: "Who's that?"
J: "I don't know"
P: "She is ALWAYS around! How does no one know who she is?!"
A: "That asscricket is Ashley."

by Business Associate #2 December 14, 2008

Asstrickle

when your peeing and a little pee runs down your butt crack.

I had an asstrickle this morning.

by IsabelBALLLALAL January 21, 2009

asspickle

1.The name for your bestie aka the person who swears way too much...
2.a lightweight

Asspickles make great friends but shitty drinkers...

by lolx16 June 25, 2016