After that Taco Bell run, I almost didn't make it home before I had an assplosion.
I need to go home ASAP! I'm about to Assplode!
I need to go home ASAP! I'm about to Assplode!
by boobular January 24, 2007
When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!
by Anthony February 3, 2004
by PolyAmethyst March 13, 2016
when your ass "explodes", usually in a gaseous fashion after eating something that didn't agree with you, i.e. Mexican food, hummus, broccoli. this may include diarrhea, or not.
After eating the grilled stuffed burrito, and guacamole, I had the worst assplosion ever! I was stuck in the toilet for hours!
by geowoman71 October 5, 2014
by apooroldman September 19, 2009
Pussy Riot's performance in that huge church initiated a wide-spreading assplosions among orthodox adepts all over the country.
by ks1v June 26, 2016
When your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes mass distress to everyone around.
1) I was walking by a friend's cubicle when he had an assplosion. I can still see all of my coworkers running much like Harrison Ford would run from a detonating bomb!
2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!
2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!
by Jon Sanchez September 5, 2006