asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

by wicked clown March 18, 2004

asspilgrim

noun) one who engages in sodomy or anal penetration of another. one who pilgrimizes or anally explores another's back side.

verb) the act of sodomizing another. pilgrimizing or anally penetrating a victim.

noun) Bobby was raped by the asspilgrim. I was scared of the asspilgrim lurking in the park.

verb) John was asspilgrimming Bobby. It is very painful to be asspilgrimmed.

by Ted Cheatham April 17, 2007

assiton assimilators

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

by Telephony April 26, 2014

ASPIT

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by Mk8CuckMaster December 6, 2021

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

asspiece

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

by Tex982 October 5, 2006

asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010