asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007

asspirate

a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.

"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.

by Ozzy21 June 25, 2005

Asspirational

Description of an ass that is of such good quality someone would aspire to have an ass like that.

CardiB’s booty is lookin asspirational on stage tonight.

by Thirsty Emily October 17, 2017

asspirate

a male homosexual who joy fucking ass

mike is an asspirate,he wants to fuck your ass.

by n/a November 30, 2002

asspiration

perspiration of the ass resulting in a swamp butt when severe

Scene: On a hot summer day

Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"

Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"

End scene

by manningtonB September 1, 2009

asspirate

to take ones ass by force, in the manner of a pirate

look at that asspirate

by Amu November 22, 2003

asspirate

To be a ass-loving pirate.

You asspirate!

by orf October 27, 2002