El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

el asso explosivo

What happens a few hours after eating a huge mexican dinner.

"Where's Garret?"
"He's having an el asso explosivo after his four extra bean and beef burritos."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

el asso vento

an ass hole. this came from spanish II with an unknown teacher. if they don't check your work, feel free to use this in place of normal answers.

there is no example needed fo' this. it is pretty self explanatory.

by Misty January 28, 2004

El Asso Wipo

A poor attempt to translate "You ass wipe". (Correctly: Usted trapo del asno - or you could use "cula" inplace of asno and it would mean a donkey ass)

You el asso wipo.

by Bart Flourance November 24, 2003

Broom asso

A gay man sweeping the floor with a broom up his ass that was inserted by a straight man

*sees a broom asso* man one “that shit be bussing”

by kednal338 April 6, 2021

Dumbo-Asso

Same meaning of "Dumbass", but more than that

Even more than "Dumbest"-

A: What's 5 + 7?
B: 5 + 7 = 24!
A: Wrong, you Dumbo-Asso!

by Katsuo Tomagawa February 28, 2022

Dumbo-Asso

Same meaning of "Dumbass" but more than that

Even more than "Dumbest"-

A: What's 5+7?
B: 24!
A: *Insert The Protagonist Sounds that only Danganronpa fans heard this*
A: "No, That's Wrong!"

A: Who's this?
A: *Shows the picture of Rick Astley*
B: Hmm... Is that Peter Parker?
A: Wrong, you Dumbo-Asso!

by Katsuo Tomagawa February 28, 2022