ass nuts

when a guy moons someone and the other person can see his nuts hangin down, so it looks like ass nuts

did you see joey's ass nuts when he mooned us?

by ball zack October 7, 2005

ass nuts

when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts

man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2009

ass nuts

Dingleberries/hemmoroids.Anything dangling from the ass region.

My ass nuts are killin' me today.

by Tri-State dumb asses January 31, 2008

Assnut

A douche of a different kind, this person is a Philadelphia sports fan of any kind. (i.e. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76'ers) Usually one is loud, obnoxious, and talks shit on people for no good reason other then to hear themselves talk.

Man, Brian is an assnut, he thinks the Flyers are better then the Penguins.

by Hocfan66 November 1, 2008

assnut

the combination of asshole(dumb) and nut head(dumb) which means double dumb. Dumber than the normal dumb.

You assnut, you cant even figure out which way is left!

by faizudin March 28, 2008

Assnut

Peanuts that are lodged in one's ass.

Yo dude, I'm harvesting assnuts... You want any?

by Fredrick Weasley March 21, 2009

Ass Nuts

(adj) super crazy

"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."

by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018