Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
by NigNogger November 6, 2009
Get the Chinese Astronaut mug.An irish post-rock band known for their instrumental music and kick-ass live light effects. They never sing, but occasionally moan.
They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."
They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."
LPs
The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)
The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)
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'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.
Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."
Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."
~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"
by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008
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by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021
Get the Astronaut In The Ocean mug.Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.
by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008
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Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend
Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...
Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend
Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...
Actually it seems everybody on the OC is ready to go astronaut at the same time.
My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there
My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there
by digitalflack December 14, 2008
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