Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008

assludger

an anus lover...so as gay,homo,fagg,etc
Usualy used by white people who are trying to get black;)

You are such an assludger Mike
That ass ludger thinks he can beat me.

by Maniack January 25, 2006

asslump

a big shit you took earlier that is still sitting in the toilet

i took a big asslump before!!!!!!!!!!!

by jnoto64 December 9, 2008

Asslok

A hardcore muthafucka who rocks all ass in all videogames. Beyotch!

Asslok put yo ass on lokdown.

by Asslok December 2, 2003

asslike

Referring to a person who has "Donkey-like" similarities.

He's a bit of an asslike

by edacyks December 2, 2020

asslusterous

Modified and amplified version of lacklusterous

That movie’s ending sucked. It just fizzled out. Totally asslusterous, bro.

by Lord Booblington February 19, 2021

assluber

Assluber is when u put a lot of lube in ur butt for some sexy pounding

Yeah I am a assluber what about you?

by Abbey❤️ June 20, 2021