asslet

to be stupid, and act like an asshole. A combination of "brainlet" and "asshole"

"that man is an asslet"

by asdfasfdasdffsdsdfasdf December 31, 2020

Asslete

Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.

Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!

by MattMan January 16, 2005

Asslete

To have game on a professional level.

M-Dawg: Look at that monster on his arm, she's a dime.
G-Money: Dawg, Game perfected. He's a str8 Asslete!

by Tha shiz March 18, 2004

Asslete

A gay male athlete

That asslete really enjoys showering with the team

by Savage3 July 02, 2008

asslete's foot

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

by Hugh_Jastle December 06, 2015

assleticism

adj. - the combination of watching sport and admiring the physique of those in competition. Anatomy that would be particularly observed would be that of the chest, buttocks, and crotch of particularly attractive athletes.

Most figure skating spectators come for the assleticism of tight costumes and crotch grab lifts

by Math Major February 16, 2010

asslet

smaller ass, reserved for 18-

"Was up my asslet!"

by wiseass383 June 27, 2023