assinine

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.

Stop bending over, it's assinine!

by Windex December 11, 2004

Assinine

When the ass is good but it's not a ten

That girls booty was Assinine .

by Assinine210 September 19, 2016

assishness

A person who is constantly acting like an ass.

My fiancee Jay is exhibiting all traits of assishness.

by TattedBipolar January 18, 2017

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

assinine

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"

"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

assininism

state of being assinine.

Chuck: Bill's been a real douche bag lately.
Tim: Yeah, I think hes suffering from assininism again

by J0sh January 9, 2006

Assinine

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

by Mardonia April 8, 2009