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Unassigned Assigned Seat

A seat in class (most often a college class) that you normally sit in all the time; so much so that it practically belongs to you. More often than not, the majority (or even the entirety) of the class has one because they pretty much always sit in the same seating arrangement every class. However, if the seats are not officially assigned in class by the professor/teacher, someone else could sit in your unassigned assigned seat either without knowing that you normally sit there (perhaps they're new to class or just never noticed), or in rarer cases deliberately, causing you to have to find another seat with discomfort and awkwardness. You feel that you HAVE to sit there every time because that seat is yours.
Someone sat in my Unassigned Assigned Seat in class today, even though they knew I always sit there. I felt so stupid when I had to find another seat to sit in.
by TheFiend138 October 17, 2016
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AssignmentMavens

AssignmentMavens helps me alot in my education career.
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Assignment

Something that is relatively important, but you will still leave it till the last minute and complete it the night before it's due in, armed with dangerous amounts of caffeine and sweets, in a major panic. However, you will still feel cheated if you don't get an awesome grade, although you may pretend to be fine with it.

They usually have word limits, which are a total bitch to adhere to - if it isn't too short it'll be miles too long.

They will produce much bitching and complaining and procrastinating (bubbleshooter.net is a particularly good tool for this).

The one positive thing about them perhaps, is the sheer feeling of relief that occurs when the last word is typed and all word counts are adhered to. Who cares if it makes sense or answers the question?! It's finished. The only feeling quite like it is that wonderful feeling that occurs when you finally go to the toilet after being desperate for ages.
1. "OH SHIT! MY 2000 WORD ESSAY IS IN TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT YET! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHERE IS THE COFFEE PEOPLE?!"

2. "This assignment is a total bitch! I mean seriously, what the hell?! It's not even useful!"

3. "I deserved a better grade than THAT!!!"

4. I am procrastinating right now, as I have a 1500 word assignment due in in about 10 hours, and I've only written 250 words. I have a massive mug of coffee at the ready!
by Dancing-on-the-ceiling February 17, 2009
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Assignment

Something you do the night before it's due.
Shit, I have an assignment due tomorrow and I'm just sitting here masterbating.
by The Definer Guy August 31, 2015
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Bullshit Assignment

When you have to do an assignment that would usually take 4 weeks in under 5 days
'I saw claire in the classroom and i already knew it would be a bullshit assignment'
by Killelite483 November 8, 2019
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The Assignment Trick

A pickup line in which you tell a girl that she is your classmate, and you need the class assignment. After constantly asking for the assignment, she will become attracted to you and play along.
The girl was out of my league, so I used the assignment trick since its effective 100% of the time.
by word........ October 31, 2010
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assignment

A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do
Fuck it, it's just another assignment.
by Lumpy Sam May 6, 2003
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