assholistic

a word Martin came up with to describe everyone's everyday all day behavior

"Dude, you're being assholistic!"

by bill mcneil August 30, 2003

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

assholitical

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.

Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?

by jevanyn August 28, 2009

assholistic

Used to decribe someones behavior during a certain time period.

Did you see what Brian did last night?
Yes he was being very assholistic.

by zepsblackdog October 18, 2008

Assholistic

adj. referring to the complete ignorance of social convention, conviction or cues, often in misogynistic undertone

His assholistic temperament was brash and inconsiderate of all minorities present.

"Shut your assholistic mouth."

by Iresse Jones October 9, 2019

Assholistic

An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior

He cheated on me thinking that i don't know, that's such an assholistic move by him.

by AhmedTix November 7, 2023

[assholetic]

being in an asshole mood

you are in an assholetic mod

by bananabytches08 December 17, 2008