asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

asshead

someone relly dumb, stupid or annoting

"no assheads allowed!!! that means you Milo!!! you asshead!!!" - - - the Oblongs

by abbi mazz April 10, 2003

asshead

The term a six year old will call a nine year old, in defense of being called a butthead. The opposite of an asset.

Asshead to be: "Get out of my room, your such a butthead sometimes!"

Butthead: "Oh yeah, well you're an asshead all the time!"

by Solid Orange August 6, 2010

assfaded

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018

assaded

assaded refers to bait and switch videos in which an action is interrupted by images of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad while the song "Nhan Rjaleak Rame Kzoaar" ("God, Syria and Bashar!") play

bro, justin trudeau just assaded me

by ioannes1 September 2, 2022

ashmaded

When you're ashamed and faded. lol

Jordy was ashmaded when he lost that round. D:

by Blahou June 28, 2023

asshead

The form of having two ass cheeks on your head and having an asshole in between or someone who just looks entirely horrific.

wow louie your such an asshead.

by cen one July 23, 2003