by blake scott October 9, 2003
Get the assgoblinmug. by Silas Dagwood March 5, 2005
Get the assgoblinmug. a mythical creature usually found around the festive Halloween season. Is known to jump out of bushes and scare little kids with a rank smell. Usually worshiped by fags and demented people. Rumored to have an idol fashioned to look like someone's butt crack. Beware of and stay clear or rank smelling places or establishments that fags are known to frequent.
Watch out kiddies the assgoblins will be out tonight. Hey fella how bout we go find us some assgoblins for dates. What's that smell? there must be a assgoblin around here somewhere.
by Liberace was gay July 12, 2011
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by alidaughter April 12, 2004
Get the assgoblinmug. Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.
by Alex November 10, 2003
Get the assgoblinmug. normally a guy who is ugly like a ass and looks like a Goblin. They are very stupid and normally gay. Smells like shit all the time. Ugly face and messed up hair. He is basically a shit looking monkey thing that crawls around and lerks around in shit. And everyone wants it to die but Arrington just keeps feeding it. Also an ass goblin can be anything ugly or retard or disturbing shit looking piece of shit from your ass. Also assgoblins have no penises just manginas.
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by assgoblinrobert January 7, 2012
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