assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

The M4 is light and more durable than the m-16 but is a smaller version.

Caliber: 5.56mm NATO
Action: Gas operated, rotating bolt
Overall length: 838 mm (stock extended); 757 mm (stock fully collapsed)
Barrel length: 370 mm
Weight: 2.52 kg without magazine; 3.0 kg with magazine loaded with 30 rounds
Rate of fire: 700 - 950 rounds per minute
Maximum effective range: 360 m

by Lancer Fox July 30, 2003

assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

by bLiTch June 19, 2008

Roblox Assualt Team

A very large group of n00bs on the online game ROBLOX.

Also known as the Roblox ASSES

The shortened version of the work is R.A.T.

Get out of here you Roblox Assualt Team ASS!

by since when? June 29, 2010

m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

The M4/M4A1 5.56mm Carbine is a lightweight, gas operated, air cooled, magazine fed, selective rate, shoulder fired weapon with a collapsible stock. A shortened variant of the M16A2 rifle, the M4 provides the individual soldier operating in close quarters the capability to engage targets at extended range with accurate, lethal fire. The M4 Carbine achieves over 80% commonality with the M16A2 Rifle.

The m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle is similar in design and functioning to the M16 family of rifles. Compared to the M16A2 rifle, the M4 Carbine is 1.3 pounds lighter, 6 5/8 inches shorter with buttstock extended, and almost 10 inches shorter with the buttstock collapsed.

by bob909 September 27, 2005

Assfat

The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.

You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(

by Abbriele August 24, 2007

Assfart Jenkins

Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.

Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019