assfacious

The act or state of being an ass-face.

Dude, stop fucking with me. You're being so assfacious!

by Tommy Christmas May 4, 2010

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assfagmorgasm

The nick name for someone who you decribe in too many words, so you have to use an acronym. Used for the outrageously inappropriate, but still sorta funny type person. The kind of person that makes you wanna punch him in one minute, but the next he makes you giggle, but only a little, because the next minutes you're in the fighting mood again.

Looking at nick, and thinking, we devised a "nick"name, which ended up being, assfagmorgasm.

by holmmm19 December 26, 2007

ass factor

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.

Jason, you are the ass factor.

by kris April 20, 2005

asfector

Devired from the movie "Waynes World"

to be defined to say as who said who

Asfectors Says What?

by satboy April 15, 2010

Assfact

When your facts you tell are a lie out of the ass

That’s an assfact

by That cracker August 19, 2018

asspectorate

as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.

I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.

by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019